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An economist had finished his day at work and was leaving for home, when he noticed a small boy call out to him from the footpath where he was sitting with a dog. The boy said, "Sir, would you like to buy a dog." The economist was surprised by the approach, but asked nevertheless, "How much are you selling the dog for?" The boy replied "Twenty thousand dollars." "Twenty thousand dollars for this dog!" the economist exclaimed. "Does he know any special tricks to make him worth so much money?" The boy replied, "Sir, this dog never made a dime in his life. If you take into consideration the expenses on his food, I think you will lose money on him every year." The economist did not want to let go the opportunity to lecture the boy about the principles of economics and explained to him the fact that a commodity needed to yield more returns than it consumed to equal a purchase price. He finished by

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," the co-worker replied sheepishly. "Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?" "Er, ever since my wife found it in our bed."

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.”  “Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going  out the door  to the office.  At 10 AM, the  doorbell  rang, and  when the  woman opened the door,  she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed  red roses .  At 1 PM, a foil wrapped , two pound box of her favourite  chocolates  arrived.  Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.  The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home. “First,  the flowers  then the  chocolates , and then the dress!”  she exclaimed. “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in all my life!

A Pakistani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up. Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised. Teacher :What Happend Johnny? Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis.

Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? A: The outside. Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? A: Your nose touches the ceiling. Q: What’s a flea’s favorite way to travel? A: Itch-hiking. Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? A: Because Frost bites.

Brian had asked Dave to help him out with cutting his rather large garden hedge after work, so Dave went straight over to Brian's home. When they got to the front door, Brian went straight up to his wife, gave her a big hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her excellent cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her. Once they were cutting the privet, Dave told Brian that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Brian said that he'd started this about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better. Dave thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her, his wife burst into tears, Dave was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life, first, little Nigel fell off his bike and twis

T wo Dumbos were trying to measure the height of a portable light pole. They only had one measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down. A young gentleman comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one dumbo says to the other: ” We want to know the height, and this fool gives us the length!”

A poster at a Peace rally in Mumbai: “Politicians divide us but Terrorists unite us” Who is a Psychiatrist? A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis about yourself, which your Spouse gives you for free, daily. Notice at Church: Do not leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl-friends UN-ATTENDED Others may think it is an answer to their prayers. Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now days that……majority of the men have started loving their own wives!!!!!! A Priest is called a Father A Bishop, Your Grace A Cardinal, Your Eminence… Even a Pope is called as, His Highness. But only a 36 – 24 – 36 in a Bikini is called  “OH MY GOD”!